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Dear Alec,

13 Aug

Last week, those ALEC fuckers had a meeting at the Mariott in New Orleans.  Some folks mostly from Cincinnati and Baton Rouge staged a protest.  An anarchist local convinced me it was worth my time to go check it out.

I’m really sad to hear that these organizers are following ALEC around the country to stage peaceful and under attended demos in each city.  Where are y’alls  kids?  It’s time to try something new, boo.

It's time to try something new, my friend.

All the anarchists were chilling in front of the hotel, talking shit and waving our cutesy little flags while the liberal demonstrators marched around the block in the middle of the day in August in the French Quarter.  The conference attendees stood behind the cops and laughed at both groups of dissenters.  Pretty sad.  Bored, I managed to hit on every man in a business suit on the sidewalk that afternoon.

We're all whores--especially y'all free market capitalists.

The Grotesque Irony of Capitalist Charity

28 Jun

Nothing says feeding the hungry like yuppies gorging themselves on burritos.  I guess that’s why Constellation Energy Group held a Charity Burrito Eat-off to benefit Meals on Wheels.

This is a perfect example of how corporations and charities are complicit in the economic system that keeps people poor and hungry.  Solidarity, not charity!

Oh, true. They’re going to ban abortion in LA, I guess.

24 May

LaBruzzo is a fucking tool.First, and let me just get this out of the way now, LaBruzzo, I think you’re ugly and I am absolutely certain that your forehead is entirely too large. I would like to formally challenge you to a dance-off, where I’m pretty sure I’ll dominate. If I win, all women everywhere have to get abortions all the time for the rest of their lives. If you win, I’ll give you a hand-job, also known as an “old-fashioned,” in the back of a Jefferson Parish Police Dept. squad car while your family watches. Cool?

Since you apparently have NO IDEA what’s going on in the lives of women, let me fill you in on the fact that regardless of a woman’s skin color, religious devotion, or how much money she’s got in the bank, it’s very likely she might have an abortion at some point. Further, despite whatever little, tiny men or the governments or states they create for themselves have to say about, women have for THOUSANDS of years been administering abortions whenever they feel it is in their own best interest or in the best interest of their families.

In fact, a ban on abortion will NOT stop abortions. We remember Jane.  I’m not signing a petition or holding a placard.  I don’t have time for all that.  We already have doctors and organizers on our side and we will take care of it ourselves if you insist. A ban on abortion will, however, lead to more unwanted pregnancies, not to mention, an increase in death, illness, and injury to women who seek dangerous, poorly administered, or dirty procedures.

If you are SO concerned about women and what’s going in and out of our uteri, I can tell you how to decrease abortion.  (You might want to write this down.)

  1. Cease funding to the Dept. of Defense, the police, and to crisis pregnancy centers.
  2. Take all that money and use it to make the lives of mothers and children TOLERABLE.  Put that shit in welfare, healthcare, and education instead.

It’s troubling that someone with so much privilege can be as stupid AND as ugly as yourself.

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